My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school; aw, bummer.
Julian got laid in the back seat of a hummer and got arrested… like
Mel Gibson.
I read in the trades that the NYSNC boy is…
No way!
I threw up in Paris Hilton’s closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was «oh MY kesha,
Those hot Jimmy Choos. hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?»
Celebutons work in the glamarazzi
Should’ve told my story to the tabloids, took the money
Takes a lot to get kicked out of these parties
And almost get arrested… like Mel Gibson
I don’t recall at all that I got like, fifty phone calls
Ohmygod is that true!
I threw up in pairs Hilton’s closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was «oh no! kesha
With those hot Gucci shoes. hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?»
Of all the stupid things I’ve done,
I’m the proudest of this bra.
But this ones the best!
I threw up in Paris Hinton’s closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was «oh MY Kesha,
With those hot Jimmy Choos. and those manolos and pradas and
… Chloes. and you sparkly dresses. hey Paris! I saw the saaaame stuff
At target.
Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do? (3x)
I totally lost it, la la la la
You’re not foolin me anymore
I saw the tag! I saw the tag!
I threw up in Paris Hinton’s closet
I got drunk and totally lose it (2x)
I got drunk. so drunk!
Tra la la,
Tra la la la la.