Holy Horseshit, Batman
She reached her hand out with a pamflet and I politely said «No, Mam»
I mean no disrespect and I apologise if this fucks up your program
You tell me I′m gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there′s a hell below then we′re all gonna′ be just fine.
So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
but in my wrath a posing question is «or am I another lost soul walking?»
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she′d pray for my children
I said «If you′re so holy you′ll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you
think he′d forgive me?»
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky′s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won′t save me, don′t pray for me
Now I′ve never been religious
I′m just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then I′m all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding setiricle
I′m 3 years past my expiration and yet i′m still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that′s my explanation but it′s safe to say I′ve never seen a unicorn and I never chase
rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favourite brand?
and for that matter, is he even a man?
and will I go to hell for even saying that?
only time will tell i′m just relaying facts.
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky′s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won′t save me, don′t pray for me
{Instrumental}
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky′s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won′t save me, don′t pray for me
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky′s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won′t save me, don′t pray for me
@ Gym Class Heroes